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# Hahahaha
I saw one of their headlines the other day about the possibility of a postal strike: POSTMEN SABOTAGE CHRISTMAS.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ...
It was actually a pretty devout Christian doctor who pointed out to me that Christians oughtn't to have a problem with hybrid embryos, since they've been worshipping a strange clone/ hybrid thingy for the best part of 2000 years anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Christ
those poor people. They get shat on royally.

Also, people who work in post offices that are franchises are going to get it in the neck as well, and they don't even get any of the post office benefits or salaries or anything. My best friend runs a post office franchise and gets paid minimum wage for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ironically the only people threatening strike action are some sorting offices.
So the postmen had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Paaaaat! Paaaat! What have you done to me Paaaat!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# They won't gt shat on
They'll be walking at precisely 4.1mph, and it's very difficult to aim a poo at that speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# and they've been issued with special poo-hammocks to stop it happening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hello, oh sweet and fragrant Nibes
how does Monday morning find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hello capt
I am ooooo-k except I have a nasty cough, which means I am only 3 steps from death

are you feeling all better now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Yes, although I am a bit parp-y.
It's ok, you're safe where you are. Bloody toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I think I once slept in a poo-hammock




I've disgusted myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)