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# hahahahahah!
having been told the story of the nativity since I was a small child, and going along with it back then - well the priest reads it out on christmas day mass, the teachers all tell it etc so it must be true, now I'm older and wiser the idea that Mary has to say 'Errr, Joseph, I know we've not been trying for a baby, but I'm preggers. Oh, but don't worry, God did it' has to be one of the funniest excuses in the history, of, well, history
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Would this not make god a hypocrite too?
He's going round telling everyone not to have sex out of wedlock...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# weblock? well If he can't access internet pr0n, I guess he'd have too....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Weblock obviously is when you get married
by someone who has an internet indoctoration.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# He didn't have sex, though.
He just sort of flung it across the cosmos with a sort of angelic turkey-baster and - SHAZAM - the deed was done.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# So basically you're saying Mary got preggers
by divine bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# This is all fodder for when I become a vicar, you realise.
You bastards are going to make me the worst vicar ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Well I'm a priest all ready!
I don't want to hear your sermons: A lo the lord said to Mary, 'Wipe yourself off dear it everywhere!'
ANd Mary did say, 'I think some is in my ear!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Remind me not to let you baptise my children...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# The chances of you baptising your children are?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# About the same chance of him having them:P
EDIT: Oh deary dear. No 1 on the statsboard:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Close to zero, admittedly...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# There you go, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# "flung it across the cosmos"? Hahahahah!
I hope it's not a regular thing....

"Houston, this is the International Spacestation, we have a problem, there's Godspunk in orbital manouvering thruster 5 again...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This would be a tea-on-keyboard moment,
if only I had some tea nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)