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# It's a good job its not a gillette Mach 3/Sensor Excel gift set
The sixty third Jewish commandment is 'Thou shall not shave with a razor'.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# they have more than ten?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# They have over 600
(and i got it wrong, it's the sixty-ninth commandment).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Some of them are a bit repetitive
Thou shall not hate other Jews.
Thou shall love other Jews.
Thou shall not hate Jewish converts.
Thou shall love jewish converts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# that's the Talmud
written by twats with beards
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *Gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# He's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *Exhales*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Who stand around shouting at walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# really?
what they gonna shave with? a tennis ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Nothing.
Just trim with scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)