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# is it this one?
www.fugly.com/pictures/12907/fat_guy_on_a_fire_hydrant.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Isn't that Coleen McLoughlin before the surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# that WAS the surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# arse surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
lbn.threat.tv/jarsquatter.swf ? (not safe for anything, ever.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Well I got as far as him sitting down.
OMG! I MADE IT AS FAR AS THE BLOOD! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# DON'T GO ANY FURTHER
it gets crunchy
and wet
and red
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Cover me
I'm going in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# that's up there with 2girls1cup
on the eurgh-ometer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I watched it.
I had my eyes half closed and I just wanted it to end.

2 girls 1 cup at least didn't include shattered glass up the bumbum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# and the sound of blooded glass falling out of wrecked bum hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I literally have my hand over my mouth
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS VIDEO??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I think I need a hug and never to do another shit again as long as I live!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *man-hugs*
I'm sure there are groups out there that can help us recover
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Lets start a support group.
So that happened to the guy. He got the last fragment of shattered glass ot of his anus and thought, 'ah. You Tube.'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# meh - I've recovered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah but you needed anal stitches:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# and the pickled onion smell hasn't gone away either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# You said that was spices!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# he doesn't actually seem to mind much
there's no swearing, crying, jumping about or screaming.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the naked male body is NOT attractive to look at. In fact, if men didn't have such nice manly faces, I probably wouldn't even bother.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I was thinking that, i'm not sure wether he was expecting it to break or no?
Right that's me folks, i'm off for some fajhitas.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I didn't have the sound on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You should try it with sound
The sound *makes* it - quiet crunching and scraping of glass fragments. I just about laughed my tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# fanjitas?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# No she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah I just thought
Ooo. I still need to buy the turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# oooo
just remembered. i need to ask you something.

I have five merkin friends coming over to see me the year after next. For some bizarre reason they have it in their heads that they want to see London. I don't know if I can get away with just a day trip, but if I have to stay there overnight, how accessible is your place?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# It's right in zone one.
It's easy to get just about everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# do you have a website?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah but booking won't be open yet for 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# this is why I dont make squirrel men
hmm... perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah you'd have to find a really small jar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Traumatic
I had a look before and didn't stay 'til the end. He'll be in nappies if they don't sew that up well enough...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)