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# Removed after riverghost's timely intervention
Thanks all, maybe I'll come back with something worth posting one day. In the mean time, I'll keep lurking and admiring, and wishing my Photoshop wasn't irrepairably bust.
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# 8 sodding months!
Epic fucking fail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have seen worse
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This is internet, we have all seen much much worse
jarman, 2 girls 1 cup, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# My feet went cold when I watched Jarman do his thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Maybe it was some old footage of Tommy Cooper
first a jar then a spoon, then another spoon and then another jar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh, give it a rest
It's an image, he found it funny, and it's within size guidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Proffers supportive secondary snooker cue to Riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Yes but we also have a FAQ.
You'd think after eight months they would have heard about. I'm sick of this sodding flip flopping on board policies. At least I'm being consistant.
Are you saying I should take a screenshot of something random on yahoo and post it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Use Yahoo while you can
before it goes for good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'll have to employ a small whoop instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# yeah, go for it, anything but the unecessary flaming
the FAQ offers guidelines, not a passport to insulting for the sake of it, which a lot of 'nazi-ism' is.
There is nothing wrong with this chap's post if you scrutinize the 'holy FAQ'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Well when I see some I'll be sure to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ^
FAQ isn't a list of rules, it is a list of answers to - guess what - Frequently Asked Questions.

For example:

"There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code)."

Please Ghostie, turn down the flaming, it's getting tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Dixon,
you might as well give up. The guy's an utter arse. If there is one poster on B3ta who needs a caning it's this twat.

It really can't just be me who finds him tedious beyond belief..
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ha ha
This is such a hollowed rule...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
11 sodding days surely. Or were you annoyed by the relative lowness of the age gap?
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# The time you've had to get an idea of what not to post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# We have a newsletter and we are on the 357 issue
why was I not told of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ah no the t's missing.
Soory I used 43 from our box of 400.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# right?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Don't you dare bugger off fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm not buggering anywhere, and plan to keep it that way.
Furthermore, having read the FAQ, this kind of useless post isn't guidelined against at all, but never mind. I won't reject the accusation that it was useless, but it was fair enough to post on all other grounds.
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Indeed. Don't be a lurker :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I didn't even get chance to see it, unfortunately O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yes, nosy people want to know
what exactly it was that caused such offence. Stick a link in for the slow to catch up, there's a good chap...
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ha
I have no idea what this was, but I hope the passive aggression made Riverghost feel suitably guilty.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Bumholes!
Another chance for a jolly good naziing missed.

Why cant you people gaz me when someone is being pointlessly raped.

*Spluffs uber alles HOORAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)