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# this is how
I tell the difference between mine and the missues' tobacco - 'Oh, mine's the one with the heroin needle, yours is the corpse'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# give me a pack of low birth weights
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the throat cancer is the worst
I keep a permanent marker at hand to censor the packets
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
you should see the fag packets in Singapore, diseased organs, the works.

It's getting so stupid now.. YES I KNOW IT'S BAD FOR ME, BUT I'M AN ADULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But think of all the money you would save if you gave up?
Well actually, no, because I will live longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# And soon we'll have
diseased livers on the pint glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pictures of people vomiting and having unprotected sex
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)