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# These new warnings are going a bit far

(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# this is how
I tell the difference between mine and the missues' tobacco - "Oh, mine's the one with the heroin needle, yours is the corpse"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# give me a pack of low birth weights
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the throat cancer is the worst
I keep a permanent marker at hand to censor the packets
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
you should see the fag packets in Singapore, diseased organs, the works.

It's getting so stupid now.. YES I KNOW IT'S BAD FOR ME, BUT I'M AN ADULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But think of all the money you would save if you gave up?
Well actually, no, because I will live longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# And soon we'll have
diseased livers on the pint glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pictures of people vomiting and having unprotected sex
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'd whore myself
for a cup of tea at this moment in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# 2 sugars?
bend over
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i do most days
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# this
except not tea- a decent, large cup of fresh, black, machu piccu coffee. Nice and strong, black, with one sugar (white).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hmm. Tell me more of this fine sounding beverage?
Can it be purchased commonly? What form is it sold in?
Do you put sugar in because it's bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It most certainly can
in bean or powder form, and yes I do.

It's delicious, but only half as much as you.

*panderpanderpander*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I like my coffee like my men
Roasted, crushed and mixed with boiling water
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Gareth Hunt?
Three shakes of the hand?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Oh, you! *sidles closer*

...I may have to source some of this!

Um, coffee that is. I was going to say "neither of our missus' would appreciate the other meaning" then I got stuck on whether that would be wholly truthful!
/took twice as long writing that due to stopping and thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
I do so love it when you're flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahah, it's all an act
I hear you like them innocent, so you can really see the corruption flare in their eyes for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# See my previous post re crying :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Needs more "Drug dealers are bad, mmkay? Unless they're us, obviously ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Some are awesome.
Take mine. He won't do an ounce, but he WILL do you 8 8ths.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# as long as those 8
only weigh 7/8
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# No, I weigh it all afterwards
spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# better than mine
lucky if you get 3g for your money :/
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pick up in bigger quantities.
For some reason they tend to fuck about less.

I HAVE FOUND, anyway. If you get done it's not my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Personal use only occifer ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That's special.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# haha christ!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)