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# *suddenly begins to regret raiding the shed after losing the key to the Scrumpy Jack cupboard...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ha
But what does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i love the word 'tummy'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It is one of those words,
like noggin, that should be adopted by all medical professionals.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Mr Whoop.
But you have a late-stage malignant tumour, roughly the size of a watermelon, in your noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i'm not so keep on 'noggin' as i am on 'bonce'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# "Emmy-Jane here gives the best bonce this side of the Macon-Dixon line."
As my GP once told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I'm afraid the explosive round has given you an upset tummy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I am afraid you have a cancerous growth on your winkie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I want a second opinion
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's a pathetic winkie, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'm hoping the cancerous growth will add a couple of inches
and maybe some interesting ridges/pus
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ah yes, the 'spitting klingon'
those rubber novelties are available from 'Mister Raj's Adult Emporium' off the balls pond road
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# fucking hell
look at the mindpiss on that!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It must be true.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the toilet with the tissues, making the most of it while I can.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# there's no easy way to say this, mister porsche
i'm afraid you have cancer in your winky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha
what fortuitous happenstance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *seals Ron*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Mix it with cemant !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# glug glug ugh
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# That stuff really works !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)