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# Not too bad.
I was off to bed an hour ago, but then my best mate rang me trying to convince me to move up to Dunfermline. I told him I would only do it if he let me boff his wife at least 3 times a week. He said no, even though I promised to only do it while he was at work, and make sure he would never catch us.

Selfish cunt! I used to share my lego with him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I say two things:
1. People use more onomaetopaeia (don't care about spelling don't bother) to mean sex.

2. You thunk her anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Well she did say to me on the phone,
that if I get a really good job, she will leave him for me,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Haha, is she boomable?
Or is she a bit of a glurp.


More nonsense words please!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well I would snockle her moncurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hu-hoh!
You plorbilgy old snarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh well winkleberries to you
and your family you darminkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# >:(
Horblog!

I'm off for sleepies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)