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# totally agree
Through no fault of my own, I have acquired one of the poshest and girliest voices outside of a costume drama.

Doesn't sound like that in my head, but on tape I sound awful. Seriously awful.

I was on Five News once. I still cringe thinking about how pretentious and effected I sound.

*goes to find therapy*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean.
To me, I sound like Violet Elizabeth Bott on recording.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ^this
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# We must 'eastenders' up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Shut it you slaaaaaaaaaaag!
You're 'avin' a laaaaaarrrf incha?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# WOCHU FAHKIN TAWKIN BAHT
anyway, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Awww.
On the plus side you could probably make a fortune recording books on tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# only books about fairies and woodland creatures
I don't think I could carry off a John Grisham...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :) Do a Jack Bauer impression
I'll pay money for that :p
*money may infact be chocolate buttons*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I think I sound wuite normal
maybe with a dash of cock-er-ney depending on who I'm with
But whenever I hear myself back on tape or something, my native Wurzel burr comes shinign through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ap[parently I have a bit of that now, too
since I've been down by 'yere for eight years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I left 13 years ago
and can't shake the fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)