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# and me
but I have to write my CV in the next 20 minutes

I have no idea how to write a CV
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# well - be honest and tell only the truth
and whore yourself like you're on X Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# haha
it's weird cos I'm not doing it for a job - someone just wants proof of how great* I am so he can show it to his sponsors



*how much of a charlatan I am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Name at the top,
then up to 2 pages of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# nobody cares if you were in the ROTC unless you're applying to work as a trianer for the ROTC.
Nobody cares that you went to Guam unless it's genuinely relevant. Don't put in bollocks, unless yours are particularly impressive or likely to get you the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Royal Otter Territorial Corps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# those brave river-dwelling carnivores.
*salutes*
*gets teary-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Never Forget
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *wears whelk with pride*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# arf
This has been a good thread - Thanks Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yeah - all pile on Bovine to say thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got to August 2008 already
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)