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# Sadly, I'm browsing the internet on my Wii,
so am unable to do anything other than post very slow messages to people.

If anything I type is poorly written, just remember that I'm also pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and browsing the Argos catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# So you're Polish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# racist!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# You too are familiar with the Argos Sklep?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# What about Argos isn't Polish these days?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I ENJOY SHOP OF FREE WEST
and coca cola
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NO NELSON MADELA WILL REMAIN IN PRISON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm left-handed and I write with my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# awww
i have a brother who has this condition

*offers left handed scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm right handed, and eat left-handed.
Who puts a fork loaded with food in their left hand to their face?
*Super Ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Me.
And I always use my apostrophes correctly too, punk, without the need for Super Ninja edits (note the ultra-ninja edit here).
And I bat right-handed, but I'm shit. I whimper in the nets against rural village fast-bowlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Forgive me my intoxication!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# racist!!!
what's wrong with us rurals???
I know we have alot of bakers...
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# but we're really in to bread
Edit: in ter bread...
geddit
god I hate explaining jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# is....is it.....YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NO, Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Is it a Chinese proverb then?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# On the flip side; yes...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry, what was that excuse again?
I forgot.

(No, don't reply if it's anything like typing a txt. Reply to the nice pics instead)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)