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# it's late and i'm drunk.


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That's why I use only...
mechanical pencils.

Woo!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# one more step
toward the cybermen
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Your drunken posting
is better than my actual posting.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# TA!
Have a biccy!
*gives hobnob*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I fucking LOVE hobnobs.
You're trying to butter me up, aren't you?
*suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# oh yes
*butters nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Learn from me.
My actual posting is absolutely identical to my drunken posting.
For some reason.
Still, at this time of night it's just drunks, teenagers, Americans and the mentally ill here, so post some pictures, Jack! Who'll know?

*EDIT* Not that there's anything wrong with us American teenagers, huh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Sadly, I'm browsing the internet on my Wii,
so am unable to do anything other than post very slow messages to people.

If anything I type is poorly written, just remember that I'm also pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and browsing the Argos catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# So you're Polish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# racist!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# You too are familiar with the Argos Sklep?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# What about Argos isn't Polish these days?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I ENJOY SHOP OF FREE WEST
and coca cola
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NO NELSON MADELA WILL REMAIN IN PRISON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm left-handed and I write with my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# awww
i have a brother who has this condition

*offers left handed scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm right handed, and eat left-handed.
Who puts a fork loaded with food in their left hand to their face?
*Super Ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Me.
And I always use my apostrophes correctly too, punk, without the need for Super Ninja edits (note the ultra-ninja edit here).
And I bat right-handed, but I'm shit. I whimper in the nets against rural village fast-bowlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Forgive me my intoxication!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# racist!!!
what's wrong with us rurals???
I know we have alot of bakers...
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# but we're really in to bread
Edit: in ter bread...
geddit
god I hate explaining jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# is....is it.....YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NO, Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Is it a Chinese proverb then?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# On the flip side; yes...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry, what was that excuse again?
I forgot.

(No, don't reply if it's anything like typing a txt. Reply to the nice pics instead)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# uhhh no...
suppose thats what napoleon dynamite is all about....
american teenagers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# HB lead is safer than 2H
Nice sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# 2B or not 2B
THAT is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# 2H,
fuck you society!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# nah pentel drawing pens is where its at!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# use a carpenter's pencil, and sharpen it with a brick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# hahaha, newschool!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# genuinely made me crack up
I have to try that!!!!
not now though.
lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I hate this!
*tries to click non-existent button*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# :D
Edit: racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# racist!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Damn you, I.m drunk and cannot draw. Intsead have this, I was sober:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# would...
get graphite on my willie...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
#
I mean...
www.b3ta.com/board/9040487
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Is that a question..
or a statement?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# wooopurdy!!!!!!
is she your muse????
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I fucking wish,
I'd love to be Klimt, fucking all those muses
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# loltoo true???
or the famous photographer, wht was he called......oh yeak.... hefner
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# What an old bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Ageist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Yeah, fuking right you octogenarian!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# octogenarian!!!
hahahaahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# how long did that take to do?
as it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Probably an hour or two, didn't take much notice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Why,,, she's not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# That's incredible.
Is it Angelina Jolie?

(If it isn't, then it's not any less awesome).
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# It's not;
random magazine model.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# It may be because I replace every celebrity with Angelina Jolie, then.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Not a bad idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# lol pencils
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# lol rubbish paper
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# lol
i screwed it up on porpoises, my scanner burnt it out flat, I like the effect.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i made a treasure map for my kids
which involved screwing up flattening out, more scrunching, and oxo.

Good result :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# oh yes!
This is the main reason why I only use pens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# eh?
pencils ARE evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# b afraid
2b very afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# *quivers*
*arrows too*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# FUCK YOU BIROBASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# guess again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# FUCK YOU, FUCKER!
*Hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha!
Close enough I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)