to END ALL POVERTY AND REWARD ALL CHARITIES!!! which is nothing but token guestures that may be heartwarming but hardly a solution to their long term problems.
'Amy was born with 5 heads, 2 of which died and withered - but she has struggled on, helping her Elderly dead gandmother get to the shops for Vegemite and Toothpaste. *sniffle* and despite all the local chavs giving her a hard time poking fun at her 3 remaining heads and the 2 withered ones she has remained cheerful and optimistic *sniffle* - so we gave her a truck load of Nike Trainers!'
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'Amy was born with 5 heads, 2 of which died and withered - but she has struggled on, helping her Elderly dead gandmother get to the shops for Vegemite and Toothpaste. *sniffle* and despite all the local chavs giving her a hard time poking fun at her 3 remaining heads and the 2 withered ones she has remained cheerful and optimistic *sniffle* - so we gave her a truck load of Nike Trainers!'