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# Well there is that also the way he pops up at Christmas
to END ALL POVERTY AND REWARD ALL CHARITIES!!! which is nothing but token guestures that may be heartwarming but hardly a solution to their long term problems.

'Amy was born with 5 heads, 2 of which died and withered - but she has struggled on, helping her Elderly dead gandmother get to the shops for Vegemite and Toothpaste. *sniffle* and despite all the local chavs giving her a hard time poking fun at her 3 remaining heads and the 2 withered ones she has remained cheerful and optimistic *sniffle* - so we gave her a truck load of Nike Trainers!'
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# That's my cousin....
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# So your not short of Nike Trainers then?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# no but i haven't worked out how to tie the laces.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ties laces?
No no you claim some lace tying disability and Noel will pop up at Christmas to reward your bravery by giving you a Playstation PS1.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)