To the US military, every invention has a military application
To b3ta.com, every invention has an onanism application.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35,
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True
Jesus saves,
Moses invests,
Onan spends.
/v old joke
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47,
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