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# no - i'm not an emo - just thought it'd be funny!!


also - give blood -(vampires like christmas too!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I would but I got hepatitis from a dirty tattoo needle
Oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# shit
really! thats terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# no, I'm joking
as in, they got that tattoo, then couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ahhh
yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I would
but I'm not allowed because I'm a dirty poof.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You don't understand me man!
Blood is pain.

Pain is love

Peace is war

Hawk is dove

Black is black

I am you.

You are me

Woo Yay Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i cant do it
i tried but i am fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That reminds me,
I was going to check the LiveJournal feed in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# With scissors?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yes
do it do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Im sorry ive got none
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No, with a SpOoN!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
Would if I could
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# same here!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Aye,
Rev's too lazy to cut his own wrist, he needs aides to do it for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
no i just dont like people / needles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You have blood? Luxury, lad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A mechanical arm? Cool!
How fast can it wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 2,000 RPM but it gets pretty messy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# RPM = Rubs per minute?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# To the US military, every invention has a military application
To b3ta.com, every invention has an onanism application.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# True
Jesus saves,
Moses invests,
Onan spends.

/v old joke
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The thing I like most about blood donation
is the aura of smugness you can keep up for a whole day.

/10pintsofA- blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I like how easy it is to get drunk!
@~@
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Agreed

/12 of O-neg blog
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Common O scum!
I'm going to see if my work will let me go for platelet donation as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I have a boringly average amount of platelets
So just ordinary blood donations from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I never given blood
then again they probably wouldn't want it, full of meds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# would if i could
but i am teh gay.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)