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# Are you having your woman's period?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# No, although someone should tell my tummy that
as I've got all of the pain, and nothing to show for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Are you up t' stick?
Or have you eaten too many sweeties?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Nah, and it's the wrong place for that
I'm having pre-period-pains. THEY DON'T FUCKING WARN YOU ABOUT THESE.

Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I just did a very roadie thing I think you'll appreciate.
I made boiled heggles and had no hegglecup so I made one from gaffa tape:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty impressive.
Know what else works? A 500mm socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Or blutac
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oooooooh, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Tin foil works nicely too:)
and eggcups
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# that's one fucking big egg.
what is it? a dinosaur? or mork?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# slice the top off
a schwepps tonic bottole and invert it and glue it to the base that you cut off.

i will make a diagram brb edit :


(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)