It's a little known fact that Sir Cliff is actually the height of your average cliff.He is regularly used for suicide attempts.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02,
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yes butaren't the suicide attempts just people listening to his entire back catalogue in one sitting?
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mutster101 fell over,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:08,
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Actually if you listen to his entire back catalogue in one sitting you die of old age.If you line up all of Sir Cliff's albums back to back it's last for over 3000 years. The exact duration of time is called a Wimbledon.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:12,
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