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# Mr Mictoboy told me to do this
and so I did. He is Mr Super Sperm apparently - a new breed of hero maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaa
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# super sperm?
he hasn't got his wife in the family way *again* has he?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# he wont be smiling when he realises hes in a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *takes you to one side and explains the difference between tube trains and tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# youre thinking in 3 dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Or knowing the people around here
dribbling out of a dog's arse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Bob! Bob! Do your party piece please...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# If Mictoboy jumped off Cliff Richard would you do too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# if Mictoboy jumped *on* Cliff Richard I'd join in the carnage
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's a little known fact that Sir Cliff is actually the height of your average cliff.
He is regularly used for suicide attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes but
aren't the suicide attempts just people listening to his entire back catalogue in one sitting?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Actually if you listen to his entire back catalogue in one sitting you die of old age.
If you line up all of Sir Cliff's albums back to back it's last for over 3000 years. The exact duration of time is called a Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Am i his bitch now?
and does it effect me claiming my unemployment benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yes you still get your 40p a week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)