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# I have opened the shampoo already:)
All the shops are shut and I had to use fairy liquid to shower with. Have a gooden mate. DId santa bring everything you wanted (Chrimbo sex not included):P

EDIT: OMG! We must be all hungover as we missed out on the 'I felt your presents' gag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha*breathes*ahahahahahah!
fairy liquid?!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

cheers goasty!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I discovered you need less that shower gel
It was bubbles city in there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha super!
i might actually have to try that now, it's a step up from lynx deodorant
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# shower gel? jtfc you poms* go to a lot of trouble to avoid soap!
*obviously a term of indearment for the people of the old country. Not an offensive racial slur...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# YOu see unlike some backwards countries we have soap that comes in forms
Other than animal fat based products.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# surely that's the definition of soap?
Dad made the stuff for years, they turned Sydney Harbour a funny colour a few times...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'll send you a Christmas pressie
The technology from the last century:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# sweet!!
School of Mathematics and Statistics
University of Sydney
Carslaw F08 2006
AUSTRALIA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Is that FAO the janitor?
How did you're CHristmas go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahah. Technically, it's not my address any more.
but it probably will be in the new year.

and the 'building attendents' aren't members of the school :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahaha ya bloody galah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'm going to taunt you with this now. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# it wouldn't be the first time...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# alas...
edit: you washed yourself in fairy liquid?

you are now a fairy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yes but now my arse is as soft as my face
With lime green hairy lipped squid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# well go find two more fairies...they love a spit roast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# You're closed to Oxford Street than I am:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# naaaaaaaah im open to what i can get :)
you're closer to soho than I am....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ironically I used to live on Oxford Street.
City side not pom side:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha, living closer to Elizabeth street does not make you less gay
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Mardi Gras went past my window:)
I've been chatted up by more dirty old men than you've had hot dinners!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# it's asking for it
I've been chatted felt up by more dirty old men than you've had hot dinners!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# What ever turns you on I suppose. If you like dirty old men go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I'll probably become one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Well it's the logical progression from a dirty young man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)