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# I notice that one has a swivel to direct the beam
Hadn't the designers heard of a neck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's obvious
It's so you can illuminate in a different direction to where you are looking
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Again, neck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# But eye point in direction of neck
Although why the question still remains as to why you would want to look in the dark and illuminate in the opposite direction remains :-]
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it has a band. Surely that would do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# That's not to swivel the beam it's to turn it on
my Hubby has one like this for night time fishing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Because buttons are so passe!
Apologises for starting a sentence with a conjunction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Absolutely
turning knobs is the new thing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Not for you:P
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# it's her husband's
*runs before full implications sink in*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Maths geek
Sex is illusive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# The joke is left as an exercise for the reader...
deris read the proof of theorem 8.1
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Remember to show your working out
I just don't want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Aaaaw turn that frown upside down!
*dangles by feet*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# well, I can think of a heap of knob twiddling jokes
that would question orientation, prowess and partners. I tried to come up with a sentence that would encorage the reader to think of them...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Cheeky bugger
*shakes tits fist*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's got turny-bits to unscrew where the batteries go in
clicky buttons to turn it on and cycle through the modes (really bright, sort of bright and slightly bright) and the tilty bit so you can have it pointing forwards for, e.g. walking or caving, or pointing down for talking to someone without blinding them or avoiding eye contact.

I use mine loads, because I enjoy looking like a special.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)