Can't you just crepe bandage over it?
Say you burnt yourself on the oven or something. Or rescuing kittens.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19,
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It's a
shame they're not from Japan, or I could simply pretend that giant fighting robots had caused it with gay-gun splash-damage. ...But yeah, thanks for the crepe advice.
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there she blows minty biscuit,
Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26,
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