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[challenge entry] Humbug!

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
moid?

oh, I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# takes one to know one!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I can't wait for the shops to re-open
am so very bored ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You can shop online
Or just eat more mince pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Online shmonline.
I need plasters. Reckon I'll find a place doing same day delivery at 4pm on Christmas day?

I rubbed a silver nitrate pen on my wart, and now a large area of my hand has turned black and necrotic. My Bulgarian neighbours may be frightened by the site of my rotting flesh, and yet I am supposed to meet them early tomorrow to help the daughter with a project. She has nice tits. What can I do?
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Can't you just crepe bandage over it?
Say you burnt yourself on the oven or something. Or rescuing kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It's a
shame they're not from Japan, or I could simply pretend that giant fighting robots had caused it with gay-gun splash-damage. ...But yeah, thanks for the crepe advice.
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# send the daughter to me?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)