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# haha Robot tea mug terrifies Chocolate Hobnobs
and Chocolate Hobnobs are pretty tough characters very difficult to scare even with the hottest of teas - they are the SAS of the biscuit world!

loving this have a click.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Cheers!
I was aiming for chocolate digestives actually :) That chocolate texture is impossible to get right!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# No no don't apologise
you have caught the chocolate texture perfect but Hobnobs possess the same texture of chocolate - so it is I who must apologise for getting the wrong biscuit, however, I do stand by the fact that Choco-Hobnobs are the SAS of the biscuit world.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You mean....
They are dropped into a cupboard - two are broken, and all but one end up in a tin, but they all write books about it afterwards? All of which are different to the combat report they gave to Colonel Biscuit afterwards?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Precisely
hehe
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# In that case.
They are!

I can see the new SAS recruitment poster:
'Like to write war stories? Then join the SAS! You only have to f***-up one mission and then you'll have a guaranteed career writing lame-ass special-ops thrillers, a la Messrs Ryan and McNab...'
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)