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# IM MAKING MODEM SOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)
# bee-boop breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# hey posty,
I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)
# hey drunky, i'm posting.
what's your drink? i'm not supposed to have anything but there may be some beer in my gullet....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Neighbour brought me vodka for feeding her pussy while she was away over chrimbo
....
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Hey Hummel
I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# i bet it's yuppie vodka.
probably cinnamon-fart flavour or some crap like that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Smirnoff...but the label is very blurred
*refuses to do ponce booze
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# thas a point!!!!
whatever happened to th thing with the woman that mailed her dinsgunst at your halloween masks??
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# her boss threatened me with lawyers.
so i told him to sue me and he disappeared.

i'll post about it in a few more days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# should have told em you was a real posty, with a bad tude, oh and a bunker full of automatic weapons....
GO ON SUE ME.................
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE MEEEEEEEE
*cue mainiacle laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I like (agree with) the comment
on www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6lqza1WNqI&NR=1
That sound is like pure sweet heroin and crack cocaine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# it is a goodsound.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i still have my Practical Peripherals 28,800 modem...
encapsulated in an anti-static bag, and bubble wrap. I was going to take it out to troubleshoot a customer's PC, then realized it was ISA and not PCI :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# i keep mine in hesian sacks....anti=static bags are so last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I've used that machine.
One of my arms is still longer than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# you just made me grinpee
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)