those teeth *look* sharpbut in fact they are made of soft rubber and all mr lizard wants to do is massage your jacobs with his gentle jaw.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:58,
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Jacob's Crackers= knackers
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:25,
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