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points to bloody stump

edit : and I'm in work a bit later on today

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Jamnog that isn't a part of your body, it's the ABSENCE of a part.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

What we demand is a total absence of solid fact!

edit : and that is not a demand

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

if it's bleeding its still alive

unless you mean the bloodied lump over ther -->

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

You've never seen a stuck pig before, have you?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

I'm on a roll tonight

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

talking about a stump. and no i haven't seen a stuck pig

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

In short:

It's dead and bleeding.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Also, where did this whole "Lampooning the mediocre / subverting the bad" thing come from?

I did a search and all I found was some argument about weebl not being funny anymore from 2003.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

Some new person

Got all angry and accused someone else of copying his sig text. So we all copied it.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

ahh

that makes me almost sad that my internet is being so shit lately. On the positive side, I've got lots of excercise and my wii fit is telling me I'm losing too much weight.

I might have to change ISP in the new year to stop it bitching at me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

it was me

i am an international word thief, see sig for further details

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

what bob said and here's the link to the dummy spit

www.b3ta.com/talk/5778264

any reference to luther blisset, that's him, he changed his name

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

desperately tries to araldite it back on

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

use superglue, that's what it's for...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

I dont have any

*continues to mix*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

araldite is a pretty strong glue

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Oh the hilarity

When I misunderstood what the tube of hardener was for.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

I think Elvis wrote a song about a similar experience in 1960

Lionel Ritchie did a cover

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

Wait, I think Elvis was singing about Epoxy Resins

He had a bit of a thing for them when he was in the army.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

Now you mention it

I think elvis did sing about epoxy in one of his movies, for reals. Only he called it goop.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Blako-oxy-tonic phosphate eh?

nudge nudge

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

They don't make 'em

Like The King any more.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Holy Crap, I never knew Elvis was such a revolutionary

www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-sachs/the-summer-of-clams_b_56551.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)