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# Science
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well, I have to say,
most scientists would disagree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# bring me his body and I will believe
Until then, he didn't and science over rules every thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Erm . . ?
Science and Jesus are not mutually exclusive.

His body is either long gone or, if you are a Christian, in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# its the most popular name
in the world not only did he exist but there are shit loads of them left alive today.

Further more in an infinite universe the law of probability makes it infinitely improbable
that there aren't an infinite amounts of Jesusi doing everything imaginable somewhere.
Always have been always will be because time is infinite too.

edit : bada fuckin' bing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# IMO...
Jesus existed, but not as the Son of God.

I just think he was an immensely good magician with a group of people obsessed with his tricks.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# He was a witch doctor -- a healer.
An ability we are all born with, but modern convenience has caused this ability to atrophy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# and most historians
concur that the 'Jesus' myths/legends are based on numerous
characters and events throughout early history.
The liklihood of a single individual being 'Jesus' is very low...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i'd go with this if pushed
but please don't try and tell me there's a god who's in control of everything
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# no there would have to be an infinate amount of gods
who each control allot of things but they cant control infinity that would be too time consuming even for supernatural ideologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ah!
The likelihood that a single Jesus was ALL of those characters is low, but the central Jesus is likely to be one man, with the actions of othors later attributed to him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)