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# rework of an old one
see you next year :)


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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# They do, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I am not sure why I posted that really.
It was made in a bandwagonning moment and is rather crap.

Yours at least attempts a pun, mine is merely tuap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it is hard to fuck with some thing that never existed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I have not really heard any reasoned arguments that Jesus did not exist.
What do you base this thoroughly left-field opinion on?

It does go against almost all educated histories.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Science
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well, I have to say,
most scientists would disagree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# bring me his body and I will believe
Until then, he didn't and science over rules every thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Erm . . ?
Science and Jesus are not mutually exclusive.

His body is either long gone or, if you are a Christian, in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# its the most popular name
in the world not only did he exist but there are shit loads of them left alive today.

Further more in an infinite universe the law of probability makes it infinitely improbable
that there aren't an infinite amounts of Jesusi doing everything imaginable somewhere.
Always have been always will be because time is infinite too.

edit : bada fuckin' bing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# IMO...
Jesus existed, but not as the Son of God.

I just think he was an immensely good magician with a group of people obsessed with his tricks.
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# He was a witch doctor -- a healer.
An ability we are all born with, but modern convenience has caused this ability to atrophy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# and most historians
concur that the 'Jesus' myths/legends are based on numerous
characters and events throughout early history.
The liklihood of a single individual being 'Jesus' is very low...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i'd go with this if pushed
but please don't try and tell me there's a god who's in control of everything
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# no there would have to be an infinate amount of gods
who each control allot of things but they cant control infinity that would be too time consuming even for supernatural ideologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ah!
The likelihood that a single Jesus was ALL of those characters is low, but the central Jesus is likely to be one man, with the actions of othors later attributed to him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I really don't care, but google("jesus did not exist") turned up:
www.vexen.co.uk/religion/christianity_nojesus.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I have read Vexen's work before.
Not terribly good, sadly.

I do not care whether one believes that Jesus was God or not, the fact that a man existed who was believed to be powerful at least around 30 years after his death is pretty fucking certain.

I love the way his list of historians exclude any who write about the life of Jesus. That kind of helps a lot with his theories, but they are not really very scientific, but borne from a desire to show that Jesus did not exist.

There is the possibility that Jesus was a name selected for its common touch, after the event, but the man existed - too many people followed his name too soon after his reported death for him to be entirely a myth, regardless of the documented evidence of his life (including his birth).

I do doubt a lot of the scripture (for example, the young boy at the temple) but not that there was a man who was preaching at the time who had his acts recorded and is our modern Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# speaking as someone who errs on the side of atheism
jesus was real, man

I just don't hold with the [contentious text removed because I *really* can't be arsed with it all]ers.

:D

oh, and to paraphrase, I very much like Jesus, Christians should try to be like him.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Nope they certainly don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# any chance to repost this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)