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[challenge entry] Walk of shame to Superdrug

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(missloki, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# There is no Safeway !
Keep a coin between your knees . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
You are still at risk from toilet seats!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Very much so . . . they can drop at any moment !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Dead Like Me?
Great show!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:21, archived)
# cheaper to have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I pay myself to wank
and donate the proceeds to porn sites featuring lady amputees.

Everyone's a winner baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)
# this is a good way to jusify
life
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Depending on your stamina, you may have just saved the world's economy there.
Keep going!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# oh yeah...
...blame alcohol...you slut!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I never feel ashamed about asking for painkillers. The law requires the poor girl on the counter to query it these days.
I may be innocently RISsing here, cos my employers have made this picture a redex - anyone wanna describe it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
# It's Gordon Brown, dancing naked around a burning pile of Tory front benchers*
*It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Phwoar.*
*phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:24, archived)
# SUPERDRUG???
They aren't allowed to sell the morning after pill, it's what's known as a P line, only pharmacies can sell them.


/steps off box
(lordy lordy, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I suppose
it would be a little bit too pendantic to point out that some branches of Superdrug do have pharmacies in them, so I won't bother
:-)
(devilstickz, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I love giving these out
I once had a young lady* in for the morning after pill, and when I asked her whether she'd had unprotected sex any other times since her last period she said yes... Every night for the last fortnight!

I told her that unfortunately the morning after pill wasn't for her, and that she should probably see her doctor...

(BTW- I should probably mention at this stage that I'm a pharmacist, not just some dodgy perv who asks teenage girls whether they've been having unprotected sex)

*teenage chav
(devilstickz, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)