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[challenge entry] When I'm grown up/mental enough to send money over the internet, I'm gonna send a wedge to the shadowy, uh... things... behind cr3ation. Bloody marvellous thing, it is.


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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I .... now feel guilty
edit : not because i haven't sent money to those wasters but because i feel like one of those harridans who are the lampoons for the daily mail

edit I am the most fickle man in the worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Why?
Who did you get pregnant?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# its impossible to say
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Could you narrow it down
to 10 women?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# listen i could make an
army of lime girls you know its true... will

edit dont fuckin push me mane dont fuckin push me

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230859307/Image3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# You lack limes
have a big lime, ready for use
/edit: I don't want to buy subliminal messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ahh ninja edit
ps super duper nija edit, love you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Now THAT
is a lime


True story.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# did you fap to a digitally manipulated image?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# well yes
but thats irrelevant due to the variety of manipulation they could have just had their teeth whitened.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Oh, come off it. Who among us can honestly say they haven't fap- what? What?
Hello? Where did everybody go?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# yeah i fucked a front pge before
don't knock it till you try that prodigy bird with the big grin a couple of years back was dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# That'll be cr3 then
He's lovely.

Nice picture Jamie, how's 2009 treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Guess!
If you send 'im £20, I'll give you a crisp* £20 note when I see you in February.

And I hope you lot had a bloomin' marvellous time AND that you - yes, you - managed to get a bit of a rest.


*OK, moist and tattered
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Moist and tattered?
What HAVE you been doing? :O

Christmas has been good, but I've been getting over some viral thing and have mainly been achy and tired.

Lots of friendly family and cake though, so not tooooo terrible :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# The life of a Sea Tramp tends to render one's banknotes less than pristine.

So many people I know seem to've been flu'd up for so long!
I prescribe working less hard. And not allowing your offspring to mix with hordes of pestilent urchins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# *noted*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)