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# If you ever find yourself in Cornwall......
swot up now just in case...!!!

learn to speak the lost language of Cornish !
www.ex.ac.uk/~ajbeer/aust.htm
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)
# It would be good
If space aliens spoke this instead of their usual English. It would make Star Trek and stuff a lot more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 9:30, archived)
# no it wouldn't
it would make them all like that Fred West documentry which still scares me now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)
# Welsh then
Welsh is the best comedy language ever. Every thing on Welsh TV is a scream even the news. Space Aliens should all be Welsh, that would stuff all those West Coast Area 51 type people. Oh the've had a Grey at Groomlake since the 1950s blah blah, only problem no body can understand a word hes says as he only speaks Welsh, and he goes out Fridays and Saturdays and gets shit faced on snake bites, and kips in the bus station.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)
# wales is great
no serial killers, just sian.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)
# Sian Rules
Me and the wife have been there. It has nice flowers.

Actually that big Welsh greenhouse must be a bit of a sod for attracting down UFOs and the like a bit like a decoy duck.

BTW I'm Welsh by association not birth, having been brought up there, but the wife does not make the distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)
# That's because
I don't like to admit I married an Englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)
# Is it me
or has she got unfeasibly long arms?

Maybe she is like the happy spider.

She also appears to be balancing a poppadum on her head.

Well done Sian!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)
# She'll be holding
Two Welsh green house attendents in full curry frenzy at arms length, taunting them with a poppudom. Well done Sian.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 10:37, archived)
# she does look
remarkably like a happy spider.
Wonder if she sticks weather symbols on with web matter?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)
# She lives either
In our bath or behind our settee, and she can run really fast, and she's for ever leaving us with a summary with a picture of a mad old bird in PVC with water squirting out her head. Well done Sian.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)
# sian lloyd action figure

well done sian.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 11:29, archived)