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# Ha
but that's going to be a foul shot as the white has to hit a cushion (or something, new fangled rules etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I thought from the break you either had to pot a ball
or 4 or more balls had to hit the cushion for it to be a legal break.

But then pool is one of those games where no one knows the definite rules at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I have enough trouble remembering if i'm red or yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Wait until you play on a table with stripes or spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# SORCERY!!!
such a thing is unholy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I love 'pub rules'
Yeah, but here you can take three shots if you hit a red in off the baulk cushion with one foot on the floor and its a full moon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I see...
so am I red or yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ghostbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You haven't been ... sleeping with it, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Well you try wearing the same pants for 2 weeks and keeping them clean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Sellotape on the gusset - wipe-clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Masking tape
for extra absorbency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I like the way you think
you're hired
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I always play by the house's rules
which means I've played about as many variants of pool as I have been in pubs with a pool table
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I always ask my opponent what rules they play by
and then wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# never play against a 'Merkin
their rules are utterly bizarre

I still have no idea if I won or not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Me too fella!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)