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# Winner stays on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# She nicked my 50p!
But fine work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers sir...
It's a quid a go tho now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I've learnt not to leave quids on the side though
In my local it's best not to leave anything larger than 5p
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# My local had to bring in a chalkboard
after the 5ps kept getting stolen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# we had to scrawl on the wall
after the chalkboard got stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# We had to scratch it into the flesh of our arms
after the pub got stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# after our arms got stolen
the nurse had to write it down on the back of our wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# we completely stuffed when out nurse got stolen
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# someone always has to push it too far
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You can't play pool without arms, I'm calling shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# bugger
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# bullshit
au.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgxd5LjBzto
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# and this is Megan
getting a potting of her own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# How do you fit it in the slot?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# osmosis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Our pool table at Uni is a different price every time you play.
It's a magic number between 0p and 70p.

It was reprogrammed from 50 to 70 during the summer and now it doesn't seem to know how much it wants.

It's worked out cheaper thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# the robots are finally subverting!
run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# not in my local
plus, thursday nights and sunday afternoons are free pool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I was in a pub with the table upstairs, since we were the only ones there
we caught the balls as they fell into the pockets. got about 5 games for the price of one.

so concludes another fansinating, buzzkilling, enthraling, slightly pointless story from...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ...Jacob Dyer Media
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I like Barnaby Bear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# very nice
it needs more beer mats under the feet though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *puts money on farmhouse*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *spins wheel*
Paying Barns and Outhouses!

*collects monies from farmhouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# double or nothing on the paddock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# We're doing a special offer on Cressida Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# something something before Cressida Dick goes on her holidays
something something she has to get a Brazilian!

needs work but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ha
but that's going to be a foul shot as the white has to hit a cushion (or something, new fangled rules etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I thought from the break you either had to pot a ball
or 4 or more balls had to hit the cushion for it to be a legal break.

But then pool is one of those games where no one knows the definite rules at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I have enough trouble remembering if i'm red or yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Wait until you play on a table with stripes or spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# SORCERY!!!
such a thing is unholy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I love 'pub rules'
Yeah, but here you can take three shots if you hit a red in off the baulk cushion with one foot on the floor and its a full moon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I see...
so am I red or yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ghostbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You haven't been ... sleeping with it, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Well you try wearing the same pants for 2 weeks and keeping them clean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Sellotape on the gusset - wipe-clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Masking tape
for extra absorbency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I like the way you think
you're hired
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I always play by the house's rules
which means I've played about as many variants of pool as I have been in pubs with a pool table
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I always ask my opponent what rules they play by
and then wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# never play against a 'Merkin
their rules are utterly bizarre

I still have no idea if I won or not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Me too fella!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# oooh - I likes this I does
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *goes for the lonnnnnnnng pot*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# OI!
no pints on the meadow... I've just had it covered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)