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# There is nothing sadder than watching someone
playing with their nintendogs on the bus.

(says the woman who quite happily seatdances to Stevie Wonder on the aforementioned)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# cats is so much better
(ffs firefox loading my oooold username and pass)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I just don't see the point.
It's like a really, really, really expensive tamagotchi, except you have to embarrass yourself by actually talking to it or blowing at it.

But then, as I say, I seatdance.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they could try getting a real cat
our cat broke the catflap AGAIN today

One pound forty-nine on glue

ONE POUND FORTY-NINE!!

I wish it was the 50s again
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ONE POUND FORTY-NINE?!
*spills tea down garden fence in surprise*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I shit you not
one pound forty-nine!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Eeeee, where do they think this is, That London?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Glue it up completely
that will teach the little fucker!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# How about a gigantic, sweaty 20+ year old wearing an anime shirt with sweat marks in bizarre places
sporting long, greasy black hair and a face that is more acne than actual face. also they have a dragon shirt underneath the anime shirt and a wolf shirt underneath that, and they spend large parts of their day sat at bus stops barking at strangers. there is a spiked collar around their neck and they are equipped with gauntlets.

There is a RUSTY LONGSWORD on the floor. Exits are N - GRIM FOREST, S - FAR FAR AWAY, E - GOBLIN BOG.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Sounds like half of my mates at college.
Although I'd like to point out (proudly) that I've never ever ever played Magic the frigging Gathering.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# GOBLIN BLOG
January 8th:

Lurking

January 9th:

See January 8th
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Stop describing me in arguments, you dick.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# dude can i borrow your wolf shirt i need to impress some ladies
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# At college there was a boy who wore a tail.
He used to meet up in the woods with his other wolf mates and howl, and made awful industrial music on his computer. I wish I could remember what his website was called.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'VE GOT THIS SHIRT WITH A MOUSE, AND HE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MOUSE, WHO'S TRAPPED IN A MOUSETRAP.
I'M TELLING YOU, I SCORE CHICKS IN THIS SHIRT ALL THE TIME.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Is that a woman's blouse?
Looks like a blouse.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Are you not blonde anymore then?
Strange mental image of you running about in the baywatch credits then. Not one I was planning to have...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I need to get my roots done.
I'm half and half at the moment, I look like a fucking douche.

Well, moreso than usual.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Your poor hair.
I tried to bleach my hair once (well, bleach a good 3 years of black dye out of my white blonde hair). Didn't go well.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'm not going down the self bleaching route.
I'm happy to have someone not so professional trim it, but still a bit wary.

But like fuck am I letting someone who isn't a full time hairdresser peroxide my hair. Not in a million years.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# My hair would be past my arse if it wasn't for the bleaching episode
it led to me getting just shy of a foot cut off.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)