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# This will come back to haunt us at the meet.
Fuck knows what we'll click then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I would expect nothing less than an actual COCKHORSE
or failing that a HORSECOCK will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *thinks*
That's not..... NOT doable. I do live in the sticks after all, and horses do die....

Hang on. I'm not seriously thinking of taking a horse cock on the tube with me, am I?

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oh god, you must!
You could paint it magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# If I find out about a horse dying I shall enquire.
As I know a lady who owns stables this isn't as unlikely as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm looking at a horse through the window right now.
I could hit it with a stick for a bit if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Girly horse or boy horse?
Girly horses tend not to have willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# If its a mare it's clitoris is HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# .....lucky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# If I was a horse, I'd want a massive clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I feel this is not a phrase
you are likely to use more than once in a lifetime......
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'm finding it difficult to construct a coherent argument against this statement
So, I'll go have a little lie down instead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Speaking of sticks
The last stand-up I saw said,
'I went on a date with this girl and at the end of it she said she wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick.
To be fair, it was a strange request.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)