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[challenge entry] Not entered an image challenge for ages
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With a tip of my hat to Jules Fieffer, who is probably turning in his grave right now...


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# ahahaha
COCKHORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Cock Horse?
Cock Horse! :-D
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# Ride a cockhorse

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# GAH!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# This will come back to haunt us at the meet.
Fuck knows what we'll click then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I would expect nothing less than an actual COCKHORSE
or failing that a HORSECOCK will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *thinks*
That's not..... NOT doable. I do live in the sticks after all, and horses do die....

Hang on. I'm not seriously thinking of taking a horse cock on the tube with me, am I?

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oh god, you must!
You could paint it magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# If I find out about a horse dying I shall enquire.
As I know a lady who owns stables this isn't as unlikely as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm looking at a horse through the window right now.
I could hit it with a stick for a bit if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Girly horse or boy horse?
Girly horses tend not to have willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# If its a mare it's clitoris is HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# .....lucky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# If I was a horse, I'd want a massive clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I feel this is not a phrase
you are likely to use more than once in a lifetime......
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'm finding it difficult to construct a coherent argument against this statement
So, I'll go have a little lie down instead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Speaking of sticks
The last stand-up I saw said,
'I went on a date with this girl and at the end of it she said she wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick.
To be fair, it was a strange request.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# christ almighty, that was from a nursery rhyme, right?
the first few lines just came to mind - it was a completely buried memory... weird!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross.
To see a fine lady upon a white horse,
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# And all the boys would emphasise the 'cock' - lollerz
See also, 'Who killed COCK Robin'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# And then they found Cockermouth on the map.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# rolfmayo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ride a horsecock, down Banbury docks
As the sailors all fumble and tug at your frock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# There's loads of sailors in Banbury. LOADS.
Cock a ride horse and bury a sock
Before jumping on pigeons and jizzing on rocks.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Suck a sailor's cock in Banbury
and they'll give you a fiver.....wherever she goes.

I'm not very good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# What kind of woman do you take me for?
Fiver, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I know, I thought 50p was very reasonable indeed.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It's pointless charging Scots over 50p for anything.
You'd have just nutted me and stolen all my skag.

arse
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
twoshay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I only said it in the hope that you'd say:
"It wouldn't be 50p for you, it'd be 100% free, with extras and a bag of chips and a fag for after."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No woman's free, man.
*shakes head and stares out into middle distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# And who said romance is dead?
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Not me!
Wait... yes, you're right. I forgot the litre of IRNBRU. Now it's romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I imagine you saying that like Julie Walters in Personal Services.
Before she becomes a prossie like.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You're all mean and horrid and gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You're such a tease.
What if I fall in love with you? What then, eh? Well!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *indignation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# "Ride a cock horse - 16 inch"
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# lmao
sounds like some sort of decorative penis replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# haha! nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] M&S
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# "All-weather" missile!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# rightfully belongs to israel?
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# A bit like goldy or coppery...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# sheepy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Indeed.
Quite sheeponic
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# You might get it if you watch it all the way through.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I think I get it..
But the 3rd pic threw me.
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# yeh, I see what you mean there.
just a small jab at Zionism in general. Nothing major or greatly informed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Thanks ^^
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[challenge entry] nor me...so ill slip a cheeky pearoast here....


woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# We're going to need more hamsters...
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