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# Ride a horsecock, down Banbury docks
As the sailors all fumble and tug at your frock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# There's loads of sailors in Banbury. LOADS.
Cock a ride horse and bury a sock
Before jumping on pigeons and jizzing on rocks.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Suck a sailor's cock in Banbury
and they'll give you a fiver.....wherever she goes.

I'm not very good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# What kind of woman do you take me for?
Fiver, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I know, I thought 50p was very reasonable indeed.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It's pointless charging Scots over 50p for anything.
You'd have just nutted me and stolen all my skag.

arse
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
twoshay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I only said it in the hope that you'd say:
"It wouldn't be 50p for you, it'd be 100% free, with extras and a bag of chips and a fag for after."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No woman's free, man.
*shakes head and stares out into middle distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# And who said romance is dead?
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Not me!
Wait... yes, you're right. I forgot the litre of IRNBRU. Now it's romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I imagine you saying that like Julie Walters in Personal Services.
Before she becomes a prossie like.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You're all mean and horrid and gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You're such a tease.
What if I fall in love with you? What then, eh? Well!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *indignation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)