Somebody sneezes and you want to keep it?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:26,
archived)
when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:35,
archived)
"It's ok - he's a sailor, he's in New York...
... We get this guy laid, there won't be any trouble..."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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