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alan Alans
keys
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It you want to be tyechnical about it, it's allen. As it's a tool name not a proper nown it's allen not Allen.
I believe it's mostly called a hex key outside the UK and IKEA.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# a hex key?
pffft

edit: wait, isn't Allen a brandname? *checks* yes it is :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Or a zen key.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# always thought they were magical tools
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# No a magical tool is David Blaine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Snap.
Is there anyone more tedious in the world than David Blaine?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# oh aye
LOADS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'm finding it hard to think of one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# headline: 'american magician is a blaine in the arse'
(old but relevant :p )
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Magical tool you say?
*unzips*

*looks down*
*looks at thin black cock with white tip*

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ZOMG!
You have David Blaine stashed in your slacks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# you are magic man
magic man
with magic wang
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Last time this went around I posted the full story
Allen Wrench Company is the inventor/producer of the Allen Hex Wrench...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_wrench

breaking knuckles and skin on mechanics all over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# This is Alan Keyes
Noted Merkin Right-wing Loony Party candidate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)