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# *stone face*
*stone face*
*stone face*
pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# If you'll excuse the poor freeware translation...
Hi ,
Cheers for till mail and interest for IKEA. Alas have I nots possibility that reply on your question as wes nots issue these figure externt. Cheers than once.
Salutation
Charlotte
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Well, if i had to estimate the number,
it's between fuck loads and a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Seeing as I emailed about half the ikea internal staff, I still might get more replies. But uk and sweden say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I still says
it be 7 million
(S.S. dollars)
edit : but then i make milk ice cubes for my tea. How could someone such as me make a rational guess as to how much money ikea spend on hex keys2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# you think 7 million was too much2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Milk ice cubes?
don't like your tea hot then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I let the ice cubes melt before I boil the water
I am quite patient
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I bet Charlotte is fucking fit!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# quite so
bet she wouldn't even give the likes of us the time of day

even if we were on fire!!

why charlotte! WHY!! why won't you even tell us what time we're burning to death!

/etc

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hah, typical ikea
even their fucking words don't contain all the letters :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)