
but the alcoholic bit is pretty much spot on.
Sadly. Ah well.
Who'd have thought a mid-life crisis would be so much fun, eh?
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36,
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Sadly. Ah well.
Who'd have thought a mid-life crisis would be so much fun, eh?

I had my mid-life crisis at about 19. Which means I've only got about seven years of life left (assuming I've done it correctly).
And tires are fine. Go with them, I say. What would you rather be, fat, pissed up and happy or thin and a cunt LIKE WHAT I AM?
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41,
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And tires are fine. Go with them, I say. What would you rather be, fat, pissed up and happy or thin and a cunt LIKE WHAT I AM?

I shall pontificate on this conundrum over a glass (or two) of claret.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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Me, I sneak Netto Gin into my beans when the walls aren't staring at me with their big, flat eyes of chipboard doom.
Or is that psychosis? I forget these things.
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47,
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Or is that psychosis? I forget these things.
