For Ninj...Tempt the gout away from your house with cheese, then lock all the doors, so it can't get back in.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47,
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Doesn't it have to be a full moonand you bury it in the back yard?
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Frumbert has no sig,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:48,
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Silly Frumbert....That's how to get rid of measles.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:49,
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oh yes, truei buried my aunt out there when she had the measels: never did come back, though I do hear her swearing sometimes
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Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:52,
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after getting a toad to lick itthen Robert Johnson turns up, or something
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50,
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Hahahaha...That is SO spot on and SO *clicked* You cannot believe how much it hurts.
Everyone assumes you're sat all day supping Port and Red Wine!
I would love everyone in the world to experience the pain for just 5 minutes.
Then they would understand what it's like, bless you Moley for this :D
(Everyone assumes you're sat all day supping Port and Red Wine!
I would love everyone in the world to experience the pain for just 5 minutes.
Then they would understand what it's like, bless you Moley for this :D
Ninj,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54,
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mr b3th has this, so I fully sympathisebut I challenge anyone to beat the pain of endometriosis and arthritis on a daily basis.
On the plus side, I get prescription strength painkillers.
On the minus side, they will eventually rot my intestines and cause internal bleeding. And I'll have to keep taking more and more to get the same effect, so I'll end up stoned out of my gourd and turning tricks on street corners for my next fix.
(On the plus side, I get prescription strength painkillers.
On the minus side, they will eventually rot my intestines and cause internal bleeding. And I'll have to keep taking more and more to get the same effect, so I'll end up stoned out of my gourd and turning tricks on street corners for my next fix.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:04,
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*poorly-expressed sympathy* Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:05,
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mehI had an operation about 16 months ago, so the endo has now gone (for the next ten years anyway, it may come back after that) but the arthritis still hurts like a bastard.
Knees, ankles, hips and the base of my spine.
I'm thirty fucking five, for fuck's sake!
(Knees, ankles, hips and the base of my spine.
I'm thirty fucking five, for fuck's sake!
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:16,
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