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# So I'm messing about in photoshop, when I suddenly ask myself
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Why is it always dark in your pictures of rain?

EDIT bugrit I was going for the c-c-c-combo breaker there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Why is my winkle on inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# because it's a flower
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *falls off the sofa trying to confirm this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Don't you have mirrors in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# So that boys can enjoy it without being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I think they're gay anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Who?
Boys?

No. You're thinking of girls. All girls are bisexual. I read it in a magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# No, they're all bisexual once they've met me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Of course.
If I were a girl I'm sure I'd be bisexual for you.

In fact, if I were a girl, I'd be absolute filth.

If I were a girl ...

I'm just off to the toilet. Back in 5 - maybe 10 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Why is it always plastic wrapped in your images?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Why is the rain never horizontal in your "bloody horizontal rain" pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff
the mean angry drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'm only happy when it rains.
I'm only happy when it's complicated.
And though I know you can't appreciate it.
I'm only happy when I'm a toddler trapped outside a sinister church yard alone in the dark .
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ^ Why don't you lot fuck off nicking my comments!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)