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[challenge entry] I'm now open for business.

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# not as amazing as this pea


people that put in effort make me look bad
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :)
I can't draw :(
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Huzzah...
...for zero carbon!

...one of my catchphrases of 2009 so far seems to be "Zero carbon" or "Negative carbon emissions" or some variation thereupon.

Makes a change from "This is an outrage!!!" and "£35 per hour, minimum 2 hours" for out-of-warranty Macintosh consultancy...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
*Buys eleventy*

Also: I'll just plop this here as it isn't shopped but is most certainly useless...

It's my Esperanto to Welsh dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Are you sure it's not 'shopped?
/can't believe it blog
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Honest!
"Cu vi finis vian laboron?- Jes. Ne. Ydych chi wedi goreffen eich gwaith?- Ydw. Nac ydw."

Yep. What he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ummmmmmm
Dw'in Hoffi Coffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Urgh
Dw i'n casau coffi!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# "Please fondle my bum."

Do people really speak Welsh, or is it all made up for the tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It's mostly for insulting the English when they enter pubs to be honest.
Twll din pob sais...

Edit: also pffft to the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# It's only fair I guess
The English insult them everywhere else.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# if i say you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me?
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You are blind
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# 20 mins is better than nothing.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# It will last longer
if you shine a torch onto the solar panels
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'll take some and a few million replacement parts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# *whips out solar-powered calculator*
"Bugger. The batteries are flat."

*tots up in head*
That'll be, erm...

...eleventy susqetillion and thrumpty seven Zimbabwe Dollars, please.
Small Print.
Live animals will be accepted in lieu of cash
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I breed badgers . . . how about an even sevix ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# As it happens
I'm rather partial to badgering badgers. Got any good looking females - not too old?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# As a matter of fact . . . I have a couple that just turned breeding age . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Phwoar!
*dons "special" underpants*
I think we might have a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm starting to see the light at the begining of the tunnel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)