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Groovy!

Let me repost this as a way of introducing a terrifying story.

I was looking at Mrs. B's Facebook and I though for about
forty-five minutes that she was having an affair!
And the fucker had posted a picture of it on Facebook!
It wasn't until I realised that you could click on the picture
to expand it from its cropped form that I realised that it wasn't a sexy
man's arm barely contained in a white t-shirt she was cuddling up to,
it was her own arm squished up against a pillow with the duvet hanging over the top of it.

I feel really foul for allowing myself to think such a horrible thing about her.

Here are her eyes.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)

terrifying indeed

but don't tell her that she has sexy man's arms.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)

That's the thing, though.

It was just a hint of a man's arm.
Like this bit on the left:

Looks like she's snuggling up to a lovely muscular man.

But it actually looks like this when you click it:

She does have a face in real life. I removed it in case Interpol are looking at B3ta tonight.
She's a kiddy porn and sandal trafficker so better safe then sorry.
Ooh. Excuse me. It sounds like there's someone at my door. At this time in the morn........

EDIT: I've just realised her face is the same shape as a lime.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)

looks guilty to me