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(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Aaahaahahahaaaaaa . . . Chief Deviated Septum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahaha, nice!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hahah crikey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Haha
he's got a tickle in his nose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Bull Sitting Injuns!
Edit: When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world. The sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? Where are our lands? Who owns them?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
Haven't seen your work for ages. *Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Groovy!
Let me repost this as a way of introducing a terrifying story.



I was looking at Mrs. B's Facebook and I though for about
forty-five minutes that she was having an affair!
And the fucker had posted a picture of it on Facebook!
It wasn't until I realised that you could click on the picture
to expand it from its cropped form that I realised that it wasn't a sexy
man's arm barely contained in a white t-shirt she was cuddling up to,
it was her own arm squished up against a pillow with the duvet hanging over the top of it.

I feel really foul for allowing myself to think such a horrible thing about her.

Here are her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# terrifying indeed
but don't tell her that she has sexy man's arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That's the thing, though.
It was just a hint of a man's arm.
Like this bit on the left:



Looks like she's snuggling up to a lovely muscular man.

But it actually looks like this when you click it:


She does have a face in real life. I removed it in case Interpol are looking at B3ta tonight.
She's a kiddy porn and sandal trafficker so better safe then sorry.
Ooh. Excuse me. It sounds like there's someone at my door. At this time in the morn........

EDIT: I've just realised her face is the same shape as a lime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# looks guilty to me
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Oh fuck. What have I done?
I'VE DONE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# what? You ripped out her eyes
even though you knew she be innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I've done worse.
Her sister, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)