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# hahaha
oh yes, now this i would watch
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ^ this
Release cloned dinosaurs on to the pitch at random intervals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# give them laZer eyes too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i reckon there should be randomly opening trapdoors in the pitch
and flamethrowers in the walls, like in robot wars.

also they should all be riding motorbikes with grizzly bears in the sidecars.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# a ball for every player
and each ball is identified by making a particular pitched beep when it is kicked or bounces

seriously I would watch football then
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i vaguely remember seeing something on tv a while ago about football for the blind.
the ball beeped and the team captains guided the players from the sidelines.

the crowd had to stay absolutely silent. it was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# now see
if there was lots of balls beeping at different pitches

then this would have been funny, not odd

now, if it was blind mongs

and the balls played different types of ice cream van music, it would be fucking chaos!

/going *straight* to hell blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# A football that explodes at random intervals would be GREAT!
/in favour of the 'passing game' blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)