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# but can it be milked?
top shoppage, sir!

lunctime rant: Tomatoes have no place in sammiches, and WHY ARE THERE SEEDS IN THE BREAD?!?!? Wow - this 'depressing monday' thing is quite powerful stuff :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Are they sesame seeds or sunflower seeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# a mixture.... I can handle poppy seeds and rye bread, but the rest is just horrible....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Couldn't agree more.
nor should tomatoes be included by default in Burgers.

Edit: Big crunchy pickles, on the other hand *should* be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# pickles - now that sounds about right!
other salad items are fine, AS LONG AS THEY ARE PROPERLY DRAINED AND ARE DRY!

Soggy sammiches are like blasphemy to the great god of luncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Curse those soggy sandwiches!
CURSE THEM, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I may make have to make a badge for the Society Against Soggy Sammiches In Everyday Situations
Or "SASSIES" for short
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yes they do
and seeds are fucking lovely in bread. TOAST THE BREAD. Then you'll see.

edit: having said this, I love seeds. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# no no no no no..... Can't stand it....
toats are best when its a fresh farmhouse loaf with no seeds, cut stupidly thick, and grilled, with unsalted butter and lots of real marmalade - the bitter stuff.... MMMMMMMMMMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Marmalade?
You're broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with my broken, and there is nothing wrong with marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# BLEURGH.
Mingy mingy ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# My favourite snack:
Get a bag of mixed seeds and mix with a bit of oil and soy sauce, making sure they're all coated and are stuck together in little clumps. Grill for about 20 minutes, shaking every few minutes until they start popping and go all brown and lovely.

Nom.

Seriously, it's the nicest thing in the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Mix 'em up with a bit of couscous and fry up a steak and you've got dinner right there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I haven't told you I love you today.
I do. More so now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's the second person who's not the beardedwife to say that
It must be the haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Only 7% of it is the haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The rest of it is food ideas from watching too much Saturday Kitchen
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The way James Martin says butter annoys the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# The way he dresses fucks me right off
I really hope he is dressed by an irate costume lady and he doesn't choose the outfits himself
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Otherwise you and I need to go and have words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)