i want to get a car that plays 'I'm too sexy' when someone tries to break in
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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or even better would be...
"Help I am being raped by an autoerotic pervert!!" in a really loud Stephen Hawkins voice
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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